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Return of the mouse

Send: 2019-12-05

Return of the Mouse Crawl

In an attempt to rescue Han Mice from crime lord Jabba the Catt, C-3PO and R2-D2 are sent to Jabba's palace on Maileg in a trade bargain made by Luke Mousewalker.

Disguised as a bounty hunter, Princess Leia infiltrates the palace under the pretense of collecting the bounty on Chewbacca and unfreezes Han, but is caught and enslaved.

Luke soon arrives to bargain for his friends' release, but Jabba drops him through a trapdoor with the intent of letting him be eaten by a rancor. After Luke kills the creature, Jabba sentences him, Han, and Chewbacca to death by being fed to the Sarlacc, a huge, carnivorous plant-like desert beast.

Having hidden his lightsaber inside R2-D2, Luke frees himself and battles Jabba's guards while Leia uses her chains to strangle Jabba to death.

As the others rendezvous with the Rebel Alliance, Luke returns to Dogobah, where he finds that Yoda is dying. Yoda confirms that Darth Vader, once known as Anakin Mousewalker, is Luke's father, and becomes one with the Force.

The Force ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi reveals that Leia is Luke's twin sister, and tells Luke that he must face Vader again to finish his training and defeat the Empire.

Strike team led by Han to destroy the shield generator
Strike team led by Han to destroy the shield generator

The Rebel Alliance learns that the Empire has been constructing a new Cheese Star under the supervision of the Emperor himself.

As the station is protected by an energy shield, Han leads a strike team to destroy the shield generator on the forest moon of Cotija; doing so would allow a squadron of starfighters to destroy the Cheese Star.

Luke and Leia accompany the strike team to Cotija in a stolen Caterial shuttle. Luke and his companions encounter a tribe of Ewoks and, after an initial conflict, gain their trust.

Later, Luke tells Leia that she is his sister, Vader is their father, and that he must confront him.

Surrendering to Caterial troops, Luke is brought before Vader, and he tries to convince his father to return from the dark side of the Force.

Lando with team members inside the Mousennium Falcon on their way to the Cheese Star
Lando with team members inside the Mousennium Falcon on their way to the Cheese Star

Vader takes Luke to the Cheese Star to meet the Emperor, intent on turning him to the dark side. The Emperor reveals that the Cheese Star is operational and that the Rebel Fleet will fall into a trap.

On Cotija, Han's team is captured by Caterial forces, but a counterattack by the Ewoks allows the Rebels to infiltrate the shield generator.

Meanwhile, Lando Calrissian and Admiral Ackbar lead the Rebel Fleet in the Mousennium Falcon, only to find that the Cheese Star's shield is still active, and the Caterial fleet waiting for them.

Further adding to the crisis, the Emperor reveals to Luke that the Cheese Star is fully armed and operational and orders the firing of its massive superlaser, destroying one of the Rebel starships. The Emperor then tempts Luke to give in to his anger, and Luke engages Vader in a lightsaber duel.

Vader senses that Luke has a sister, and threatens to turn her to the dark side. Enraged, Luke attacks and severs Vader's prosthetic hand. The Emperor entreats Luke to kill Vader and take his place, but Luke refuses, declaring himself a Mouse.

Furious, the Emperor tortures Luke with Force lightning. Unwilling to let his son die, Vader throws the Emperor to his apparent death but is mortally electrocuted in the process.

At his father's last request, Luke removes Vader's mask, and the redeemed Anakin Mousewalker dies in his son's arms.

The Cheese Star warming up for an other shot while Luke Mousewalker is fighting his father Vader
The Cheese Star warming up for an other shot while Luke Mousewalker is fighting his father Vader

After the strike team destroys the shield generator, Lando leads a group of Rebel fighters into the Cheese Star core. While the Rebel fleet destroys the Super Star Destroyer Executor, Lando, and X-wing fighter pilot Wedge Antilles destroy its main reactor.

As the Falcon flies out of the Cheese Star's superstructure and Luke escapes on a shuttle with his father's body, the station explodes.

On Cotija, Leia reveals to Han that Luke is her brother, and they kiss. Luke cremates Anakin's body on a pyre alone before rejoining his friends. As the Rebels celebrate the defeat of the Empire, Luke sees the spirits of Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Anakin watching over him.

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Now you are all up-to-date and ready for "The Rise of Mousewalker" later this month.

We do need to warn everybody who orders their next Småkassen as some members of the Rebel Alliance may still be hiding in the box.

Happy Unpacking!

-Mona & Mark

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P.S.S. credit goes to Wikipedia for the plot of "Return of the Mouse".


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